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Subject:Hey Look Quiz. :-/
Time:01:08 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] lazy
No use trying to fight it, you're an eight-sided die, a d8. A fine example of simple elegance, the d8 is one of the least appreciated types of dice, and is often neglected. You are known to be quiet and shy, outward traits that conceal viscous sarcasm and mean wit. You are very smart, yet wise enough to hide your intelligence the quicker they found out how smart you are, the sooner they'll put you to work, which is something you can do without. People call you dark and pessimistic, or moody and cynical. You find little point in arguing.

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I am a d8


Take the quiz at dicepool.com

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Subject:Interests meme.
Time:11:50 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] awake
How common are twilightspeaks's interests
Universal
anime (199385)
books (220982)
movies (648188)
music (987392)
Popular
fantasy (72862)
johnny depp (87166)
life (64132)
Common
ani difranco (30172)
bubble baths (13995)
cherries (12734)
colors (13421)
comics (45704)
death (49667)
hope (11354)
poe (12328)
serial killers (11754)
snakes (12571)
star trek (22620)
the sims (24695)
Specialist
aimee mann (4568)
forensics (8066)
homicide (1453)
insects (1911)
kabuki (1097)
kitty cats (1460)
remus lupin (9068)
severus snape (8218)
she-ra (1205)
spiders (6470)
straws (1367)
transmetropolitan (2147)
true love (7091)
vincent price (2824)
Unusual
bondage fairies (361)
canadia (301)
cattle prods (36)
diane arbus (845)
egg donation (19)
elizabeth bathory (931)
gelflings (69)
human sacrifices (38)
infanticide (48)
mike doughty (520)
nursery rhymes (262)
paper dolls (365)
paper mache (227)
somethingpositive.net (102)
standardized testing (51)
the devil (648)
tony diterlizzi (120)
vagabondage (12)
Rare
accursed seraphim (2)
cooper edens (4)
david bowie cakes (1)
deathsmut (1)
harry potter fairies (1)
human decomposition (5)
kekko kamen (4)
naked fairies (8)
pencil shading (5)
stupidhappy.com (1)
vulva puppets (8)

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Subject:Quiz. Movie/show reviews tomorrow, I hope.
Time:04:22 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] tired
You scored as Mindfuck. Congratulations, you scored Mindfuck. You've probably seen a lot of movies, and have grown to hate mainstream shit. You're looking for the movie that will leave you breathless, and with 21 questions to think about. Check out: Donnie Darko, Being John Malkovich, Pulp Fiction, Memento.

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Mindfuck

90%

Artistic

85%

Sci-Fi/Fantasy

70%

Drama/Suspense

65%

Sadistic Humour

60%

Mindless Action Flick

40%

Romantic Comedy

20%

Movie Recommendation.
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Subject:General Whine.
Time:11:51 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] blah
We need more activity (self).

Also, I'd like to find a new Harry. So if anyone happens to come across a 19/20-ish year old Harry Potter, let me know? Thanks!
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Subject:D&D meme.
Time:05:07 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] dorky
I Am A: Neutral Evil Half-Elf Bard Thief


Alignment:
Neutral Evil characters believe in Number One. Their personal gain takes precedance over all else, and they will work with whomever necessary and whatever institutions necessary to further their own goals.


Race:
Half-Elves are a cross between a human and an elf. They are smaller, like their elven ancestors, but have a much shorter lifespan. They are sometimes looked down upon as half-breeds, but this is rare. They have both the curious drive of humans and the patience of elves.


Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.


Secondary Class:
Thieves are the most roguish of the classes. They are sneaky and nimble-fingered, and have skills with traps and locks. While not all use these skills for burglary, that is a common occupation of this class.


Deity:
Cyric is the Neutral Evil god of death, murder, the dead, strife, tyranny, deception, and illusion. His followers are working to secure his position as a new god, and are in conflict with many worshippers of other deities. They wear black or dark purple robes, with silver trimming, and wear silver bracelets. Cyric's symbol is a skull set in a purple starburst.


Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy ofNeppyMan (e-mail)



Boring stuff. )
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Subject:White Noise.
Time:04:05 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] drained
Saw White Noise a few days ago... and I can't remember anything about it. It was predictable, it had it's good and bad moments, and about half way through it I had to pee so badly that I darted out of a movie for the first time in my recollection in order to do so. I do like that the audience is kept almost as confused as the main character for a good long chunk of the movie, and it did have one of "my" endings, as Brian put it. I do not consider it a waste of my time (though it did drag in parts -- so it seemed to take up a good lot of my time), but I do not need to own.

I don't own Psycho, for some reason. I may buy it, since Kitty has never seen it and I'm a bit ashamed of the fact that I don't have it.

EDIT: I am kind of bored, and this thing keeps coming up on my friends page. And here's more proof that I can't draw with a mouse. Last one, I swear.
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Current Music:The music from Sims Makin' Magic
Subject:Zombie Question Answered! And a note on Mr. Snicket.
Time:10:22 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] content
The All Flesh Must Be Eaten RPG book was willing to answer me where you guys weren't: For future reference, it was in Return of the Living Dead that the zombies hungered for "braaaaains." So all your parodies apparently belong to an inferior and unofficial sequel to Night. Now we are all a little more educated.

I went to see The Series of Unfortunate Events movie last night, and I will admit that I liked it better than I thought I was going to. I'm not a fan of the book series, as I don't really care for Lemony Snicket's tone. Even in the movie, I rolled my eyes a bit. As a friend put it, there is cause for much sarcasm in response to it. "Oh, Wow, Mr. Snicket, a children's book where the main characters suffer! That is so original! Why has no one thought of this before! Life is so awesome now that you've invented pessimism! Tell me more about how gloomy your books are! Please!"

They are not as bad as they think they are. They remind me of old Warner Bros. cartoons in being slightly more dark than your average fair (as well as in some of the book settings/characters). However, some goths are drawn to pretentious authors, and a lot of people like to be told how to feel about something ("This is really Sad. Just to remind you, the books you are reading are Sad. They are not cheerful. They are sad."), so Series still has a very wide following.

I tend to be in [info]rtdn's boat, however, and would rather give my attention to The Spiderwick Chronicles, if I'm going to give it to a children's book series. Or Harry Potter, I suppose, but don't get me started on my problems there.

Anyway, back to the movie. Visually, I loved it. Like Brian said, it is trying to be a Tim Burton film without Tim Burton, but it succeeds pretty well. The sets and costumes are all excellent. For the most part, I was able to ignore the fact that I am not fond of the series and enjoy the movie. They couldn't even annoy me too much with Jim Carrey. Bravo, movie. I was sure that you were going to suck so much harder than you actually did.

The reason it mostly sucked for me had less to do with its tie to the books or any characters in particular and more to do with Hollywood's love of beating you over the head with saccharine endings until you cry. Despite the fact that I don't think it wins any awards for particularly dark Children's lit, The Series of Unfortunate Events is supposed to be on the dark side. Giving it the sappy end is fairly inappropriate.

That said, Baron Munchausen is a way darker "kid's movie" with awesome visuals. You may want to rent that, instead, and give this one a miss until it's out on video. It's entirely up to you, however.
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Subject:... No, really.
Time:11:09 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] curious
Was there actually a zombie movie ever made where the zombies go after the brains of their victims? Because I have seen a good lot of them and -- in my experience -- they go for the guts or other easily-chewable flesh.
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Current Music:Vampire Beach Babes - Beach Blanket Bedlam
Subject:What I've Been Up To.
Time:01:43 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] excited
I made a new Harry Potter RPG which is going to start on the 1st of December. There are about a million open spots, including the Weasleys and the Malfoys and basically everyone who is not Snape, Trelawney, Bellatrix or Hagrid. Go look! There's no Harry!




And those of you who liked the Shrek movies might want to look at this thing.
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Subject:Hell yeah, they are.
Time:11:56 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] cheerful
      
horror movies are love
brought to you by the isLove Generator


What do I still need to see that's out in theaters?

I recently bought Killer Tongue, which is not so much a horror movie as it is one of the worst movies ever made. Robert Englund is in it and I love it. I have a special place in my heart for movies that are so deliberately bad they are awesome. I blame my father.
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Current Music:Vampire Beach Babes - Gothmobile
Subject:Movies - Quick Reviews
Time:02:58 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] complacent
Ju-On was good. A little convoluted, in that way Japanese horror films have, but ultimately quite awesome. Some parts dragged, but it more than made up for it by giving me a scene with Japanese school girl zombie ghosts. Thumbs up!

The Grudge was an excellent adaptation of the original (see above). It kept all the same jumpy parts, was shot on location, and didn't even ruin it by focusing too hard on Sarah Michelle Gellar. There was one or two too many Americans in Japan for my comfort (there was no real reason to make the Professor guy an American that I could see, and he looked too much like the other American guy). So I had some issues with it. But, it was also awesome. More cohesive, since Americans like movies that make sense, and less draggy. Thumbs up!

Audition is a Japanese horror movie about a man whose friend convinces him to find a wife by faking an audition for the leading female role of a movie that isn't actually going to be made. It is about a zillion hours of boring lead-up where he woos a girl half his age and occasionally engages in banal conversations with her, his friend and his son. In the last half hour or so of the movie, the boring gets mixed up with some really weird and twisted scenes. Piano wire beheadings, vomit drinking, foot amputations, needle torture, etc. Some of it will stay with me forever, but I don't think I would ever bother to sit through it again. Thumbs down.

The Incredibles wasn't horror. But it was cute. It managed to be over two hours long without feeling like it was over two hours long, which is commendable for a movie. Yay, Pixar. Thumbs up.

All in all, I've had a good weekend.
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Subject:Just some memes.
Time:10:33 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] bored
Things have been slow on the roleplay front, though I have decided to start a new game on the 1st of December.

Quizzes. )
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Subject:Meme. You didn't want content, anyway.
Time:01:08 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] Heh.
How long would you last in a zombie movie by zombi357
Username
Weapon of choice
Friend who turned that you had to killgypsymoth
Chance you will survive: 96%
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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Current Music:Marcus track.
Subject:More on Saw, with Spoilers.
Time:02:58 pm
Current Mood:[mood icon] annoyed
So everyone knows the premise of Saw, right? Essentially, Saw is a movie that has awesome movie posters advertising it. The basic plot is that two guys wake up in a very gross bathroom with a dead body and have to piece together what the hell is going on. The spoiling starts here. )

So, basically, the movie had some very disappointing moments, and some very promising aspects. I am duly torn on it, but I did enjoy myself. I giggled. There were tense bits. I expected more, but I don't regret going.
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Subject:Saw
Time:02:04 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] exhausted
... WTF was with the Scooby Doo ending?!?!

All the reviews were right about Elwes's acting. I was still entertained by the movie, though. More later, perhaps.
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Current Music:Hee hee... "comes."
Subject:Einstein!Flitwick and the Charm Quiz.
Time:01:28 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] amused
Twilight Speaks: Einstein!Flitwick.

of isaacs law: Einstein is So a character.

Twilight Speaks: http://www.icemug.org/pic/fre/einstein.jpg

of isaacs law: XD
of isaacs law: He's wizardy, he's not bad-looking, he looks tiny!

Twilight Speaks: Yes!
Twilight Speaks: Use Einstein!
Twilight Speaks: XD
Twilight Speaks: Do it!
Twilight Speaks: Gwyn used Theda!

of isaacs law: ...that's different...
of isaacs law: Theda didn't...formulate the theory of relativity?

Twilight Speaks: Use Einstein!

of isaacs law: Also she's much less well-known a face these days.

Twilight Speaks: Use Einstein!
Twilight Speaks: Do it!

of isaacs law: I can't believe you of all people are urging me to do this.

Twilight Speaks: ... It's funny though. Also, accurate.
Twilight Speaks: Einstein makes a better Flitwick than just about any other famous person used for characters out there.
Twilight Speaks: Including movieverse.

of isaacs law: That is true.
of isaacs law: Warwick Davis may well be a lovely man, but Flitwick he is not.
of isaacs law: And it is Very true that if Gwyn can use an actress I like outside of a 13Y context, I can probably seperate him from his essential Einsteinity.

Twilight Speaks: True. I would be willing to separate Einstein from Einsteinity for Flitwickery.

of isaacs law: Think of the Jokes.

Twilight Speaks: *snickers*

of isaacs law: Hell. Okay.
of isaacs law: The fact that I'd do Einstein but also believe him as a 70-year-old dwarf....

Twilight Speaks: XD
of isaacs law: I am not sure I can justify a journal, though.
of isaacs law: THough Flitwick is easily amused.

Twilight Speaks: Yeah.
Twilight Speaks: He'd be good friends with Gil.

of isaacs law: He would.

Twilight Speaks: They'd exchange memes.

of isaacs law: Yes.

Twilight Speaks: "Which color are YOU?"
Twilight Speaks: "I'm blue! Hee!"
Twilight Speaks: "Aww!!! Hee!"

of isaacs law: ::laughs::

Twilight Speaks: Flitwick would make quizzes.
Twilight Speaks: "Which charm are you?"

of isaacs law: He would.

Twilight Speaks: And encourage his students to take them.

of isaacs law: "You are the Scabrous Charm! You heal bedsores and deliver a pleasant, rough massage! The wand movement for you is two parallel swishes followed by a 90-degree left cross, and you must be said hoarsely!"

Twilight Speaks: That's dirty!
Twilight Speaks: That's Marcus's charm!
Twilight Speaks: Gil would be the swish and flick.

of isaacs law: Marcus' charm would deliver a pleasant, rough blowjob, I'd think.
of isaacs law: Gil would.
of isaacs law: Gil is All about floating a feather.

Twilight Speaks: "You are wingardium leviosa! You're easy and good for first years! Just a swish and a flick!"

of isaacs law: XD
of isaacs law: "Easy and good for first years."

Twilight Speaks: It's unintentionally the most sexually explicit quiz out there.
Twilight Speaks: "You're lumos! Everyone knows you and uses you in the dark!"

of isaacs law: XD
of isaacs law: ::giggling::
of isaacs law: "You're accio! You always make things come!"

Twilight Speaks: XD XD XD OW Rachel.

of isaacs law: Sorry. ...only not really.

Twilight Speaks: I am so posting this.
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Subject:Minor HP Fact...
Time:12:15 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] contemplative
Pointed out by [info]slytherin_kitty: Ron should not have had a rat at school. The letter to first years mentioned cats, toads, and owls only.

of isaacs law: Ron is an outlaw.
of isaacs law: Harboring an outlaw.

Twilight Speaks: Yep.
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Subject:Hrm.
Time:12:07 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] sore
I revamped the [info]in_0ther_words userinfo page, namely by breaking down and putting up an application format. My ads are just not compelling. I really do need a spiffy image, I suppose.
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Current Music:David Gilmour - There's No Way Out Of Here
Subject:HP People...
Time:01:58 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] bored
Who know who Pansy Parkinson is might be able to help me out with this.
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Subject:Conjecture... (RP)
Time:02:20 am
Current Mood:[mood icon] curious
So I picked up Bellatrix Lestrange in an RPG (See her here). And I was just thinking about her as a character... She seems pretty obviously fiercely loyal to Voldemort and you can't really argue that she's hard-working. She's also willing to go to prison for her causes, which isn't terribly ambitious of her, imo.


... So can I make her a Hufflepuff?

The lexicon says she's Slytherin. So the game probably will not let me. Bah. 9_9 I still think that Hufflepuffs would make better evil lackeys. >( So long as you found them something or someone to believe in who/that happened to be evil.

... Yep, found book mention too. Ah, well. Someone else can be the Hufflepuff Death Eater.
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